I don’t understand the rolling homepage of Urbis. Every time I log out after about half an hour on the site, the same activity that happened 30 mins ago is still happening, and what’s more, it would appear to be spliced with the actvity I just carried out. Which means I get to read the first lines of reviews I have sent for refund over and over again.

Am I to infer that Urbis occupies some 4D parallax, whereby we conduct the same activity over and over again in a loop without knowing it, while time stands still within an anti-gravitational Infinite Improbabilty Drive? This is maddening.

Also… I hate when you post a topic or a comment on here and the green light flashes up for YOUR OWN post, as though you wish to respond to your own ideas. Is this another 4D trait of Urbis? That another version of ourselves in a parallel universe would want to answer the question that has just been asked (perhaps forty or fifty times in the same second?) Look out for my other incarnations Claire_J, Claire_X and Claire_*.

Time is out of joint. Someone correct this clock-cock-up madness. S’all.

Homepage is just for commercial, to make people see that something is constantly happening, not in real time, doesn’t bother me.

And now this post is gonna be green for me! Aoueeeee!

These things have occurred to me as well. When I see the green icon I always think “Oh, someone has responded to my . . . shit, it’s just me. Boring me.”

Heh heh. I like to submit many items and comments and unlock many reviews so that my face cover the ENTIRE wall of Urbis!

Imagine… wall to wall Mikhail! Is there a pleasure greater than this? Apart from naked kazachok in the woods with Avedis?

Well, I’m kind of cute.

I include you too DC! I hear you do backflip in tutu while playing banjo!

It’s my speciality! I’m quite flexible. And of course I’m from Nashville, as you know.

Marvellous state! I have never been.

I think I do my parody in the Russian style, relocate the action to Omsk. Well, it’s what I do.

Yes! I think the theme of the death of God would work well in a Russian setting.

Yeah, the green light bothers me as well. I can complain about it because we didn’t develop the forum software – it’s third party. Of course, I could just change the software we use so maybe I do have no right to complain about it. (am I now lost myself in the 4D universe ClaireD speaks of?).

Oh, you’ve been lost in it. Everytime you make a new friend, the parallel universe you(s) keep making that same friend, over and over again…it’s like being caught in the twilight zone. You must do something to save us all from the 4D, revolving loop that is ‘Happening Now’

....and now….

...and yet again…

...now, too!...

Mikhail has some fearsome Noontides to trap you in if you do not rescue us! A revolution rises in Omsk!

A revolution in Omsk? Four guys in tutus dancing around a confused but flattered woman?

I am making my way into Omsk woods! See you in five hours, DC! I bring bucket of grease if you bring rubber gloves.

Aww~ Four guys in tutus? You all loo so Pretty in Pink

I have only read one story containning ‘Omsk’, the rest of my knowledge comes from the almost unintelligable (unless you are in the loop) threads. so, I just decided to include myself and decided I would figure it all out later…

It’s in my nature; leap first, test the depth upon landing the dive! Eventually I will catch u with those smart ones who know how to check the depth in other ways…until then…jump in! The water is fine! (Though a bit shallow :/ ).

I will, I will. I’ve packed my rubber gloves and matches. We’ll need plenty of them.

Don’t be afraid, Karma. Really. Don’t be afraid.

Karma, be afraid, be very afraid.

DC, I only need one pair of gloves, I always look after them.

I have to say, and call me spineless here if you will – but grease and matches have me worried!
Then again, it will be you and Gorbachev in the flammable tutus, not me.

Gorbachev, promise me you will bring some of those Omsk women – I have a butch reputation to maintain.

Yes, I think everyone should bring his own gloves. My tutu has been on fire so many times that it is fire. A pink tutu of fire.

Karma, don’t listen to Avedis. He’s such a worry-wart. What could go wrong? You have nothing to fear. Really.

I had started to get insulted about being left out until I read about the rubber gloves and matches. The men are all yours, Karma. Have fun. (Hellbunny catches a whif of something ominous in the air with her pretty, pink nose and scampers off to her safe hole.)

The day has been successful! We have danced our way through most of the woods so far. The women are through the deep clavicle archway. We need patterened orange tutus to enter.

Damn! I wish I’d brought them. Stand back, I’m going to grease myself up. Avedis… you can go next!

I think OMSK is an acronym for OLD MEN SCARING KIDS. I think the sight of you three gents in tutus would traumatise any poor kid for life. Then again, with the grease, it might stand for Overly Marinated Slippery Kooks.

Enjoy the grease-up.

That’s funny, Claire_D….

Hellbunny, you sure you don’t want to share them? They are getting ready to put on one heck of a show. And I am bringing popcorn to heat up over their burning, fluffy pink buns. You’re all welcome to some butt fried popcorn!

Sorry Hellbunny, I have to confess I deliberately misplaced your invitation.
I knew you would run back to your safe hole, and I want follow and join you when the boys ignite their grease.
Selfish and cowardly of me.

Avedis, you are a sly one. I don’t know if you should be flogged for your cowardice or adored for being a rascal….

You may join me safely in my snug little hole.

You should come out! DC is about to ignite a sparkler from his behind and dance the watusi with the Masked Mushroom Men of Omsk. What a sight!

Avedis… that was one mighty impressive greased-up version of Like A Virgin you performed! Dare you return for an encore?

Join us, hellbunny! Grab the grease and go wild in Omsk!

Avedis and Hellbunny are snuggled up in her safe place (I said hole, but it just sound too wrong, lol).

You all are really missing the show! (Or are we?) Either way, I have given you all a periscope with which you can enjoy the greased up HOTTIES dancing through the woods. You think it’s cute when you spell your name with a sparkler? You outta see it when you use DCAllens burning arse for the same!

Enjoy the periscope; and I recommend peeking!

Popcorn anyone? it’s BUTTery!!!